therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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