Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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