the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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