How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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