Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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