is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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