Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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