Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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