I'm drive I can fine osifer
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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