Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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