I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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