i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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