hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
just tell him i said nine months
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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