Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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