big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
