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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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