Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
My hand turned me down
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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