Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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