Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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