More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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