Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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