OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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