White coat. Heels.
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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