Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
