I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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