i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
