I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Randomize
