you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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