Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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