Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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