I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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