did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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