ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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