Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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