It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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