end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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