Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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