So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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