Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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