He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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