He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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