Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
