So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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