I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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