At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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