Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
This baby is an asshole
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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