Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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