I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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