I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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