If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
